The In-Edible Greens

Bruce (no middle initial) Green was born in the Bronx to parents, who will remain blameless, on a date (not allowed to be shown).

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He wishes to stay incognito, in case the neo-Nazis start creating lists of non desirables to be rounded up and sent to the Gulags.

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It is very rare to have an actual photo of this person, if indeed it is a photo of Bruce (no middle initial) Green. But, the person in the photo is wary of being close to any tree as they are certainly bugged.

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Lastly, notice the unusual bottle that the person is carrying.  Some say, it contains the ashes of his dead ancestors, others say that the bottle is used to capture his pee, so that others can not take advantage of his extremely rare genetic DNA.  The true reason behind the bottle will likely never be known, but if you see a similar person carrying a suspicious looking bottle, do not ask and certainly do not drink.